Name that sign

When folks from up here go down to Florida in the winter they are called, by the locals there, "snowbirds" - fleeing south to avoid the snow of course. Having snowbirded a time or two and wandered freely down there, we happened upon some rather memorable signs - those that need no explanation.  These aren't, we hope, signs that one would see everywhere - just down there. Just down there. Just.
Some are "in your face" while others just need some good captions - be our guest.